Friday, August 14, 2009

Sewing in the Morning

This morning was a particularly interesting one - a demonstration of how sadness can be tied up in comedy. We have a lot of those moments. Stops and starts, learning as we go, flying by the seat of our pants, running behind the runaway train. We can laugh at our mistakes and how we flounder (as long as my mother isn't hurt by our ignorance) while still feeling the sadness of her disease.

When Ma woke up this morning, she was clearly in a state. She leapt out of bed in her red polka-dot nightgown and bright white ankle socks, stuffed her bra in her pocketbook and said "where's the sewing machine."

Oh boy.

Now, I know the first thing I must do is try to re-direct her attention onto a different thought or task. It is the easiest way to get her back on track causing the least amount of stress for her.

"I'm not sure," I said. "How about getting in the shower?" Shower, what an idiot. She hates the shower.

She gives me a tight-lipped look, eyes glowing. ""The sewing machine was just here. Where is it?"

"Let's worry about the sewing machine when we get home this afternoon, ok?"

Big frustrated sigh and the hand wave she does so well, a complete dismissal in that one simple gesture. I have to get it on tape. It's classic.

She starts to search the three rooms upstairs. "Where IS it." she demands. "I have to finish."

Knowing redirection isn't working at this point, I start in with the lies.

"Dan had to fix it."

Her tiny feet in her little white socks start down the stairs. Her bald head descending from my view.

"Dan, where's the machine??" Shoot! He isn't prepared.

"What machine, Jill?" Oh boy.

I whisper to him, "redirect or play along!"

"I hear you Lisa!" I swear she has the hearing of a 20 year old when it comes to whispers but can't hear the TV five feet in front of her.

So I say louder, "the sewing machine that broke the needle, Dan. The one you have in the garage to fix." Why am I getting into broken needles and locations? Keep the lies simple!

"OH...the SEWING machine." he says. "I have it in the garage to fix. Wanna see?" Has he lost it?? Does she want to SEE?

"Yeah," she says challengingly.

He takes her out to the garage and points to our old white machine.

"That's not the one," she says in a huff and turns around. "Forget about it, alright? You people..." There she goes with the you people again.

She pads into the kitchen and heads right for the cookies.

"How about a nice cup of coffee Jill?"

"Yeah, alright." She says, not meeting his eyes.



  1. I bet she had a singer featherweight in mind. Like the one I have. Dan's is too modern :-)

  2. We had a really old one growing up. You had to pump it with your foot to make it work. I would love to know more about what she thought; what she was making, for whom, etc. But its hard to get information from her when she is in that state. I often try!

  3. You know,Lisa. These are classic symptoms. My father used to keep looking for his motorcycle, and he never even had one. We'd convinced him it was in the garage downstairs, and luckily he never asked us to show it to him.

    Take care, girl. And hang on there.